Mr. Blotto:
"Those Hippy Terds Fucking Suck"

 

By CVF




Land of the El Camino's???

For God sake....I'm prepared to go head to head with anyone who thinks that Mr. Blotto is a good time. Those hippy terds totally suck...You should print a retraction. Please have your Chicago staff fired. There are so many better local Chicago bands that actually possess musical integrity. I'm willing to guess that your Chicago staff is a little too afraid to venture out of his North Side yuppie "I used to be a hippy when I was at U of I" scene.  Now I'm getting pissed. How could you EVER waste cyberspace on an act as shitty as Mr. Blotto? Have ANY of you dicks even considered the fact that there is in fact music that travels outside of the realm of the Grateful Dead and their other sucky jam-rock counterparts? Shame on you. The reason that ROCK has gone the way of the Backstreet Boys is because tone deaf morons choose to glamorize lameo acts like Mr. Blotto. YOU are the people that are letting this happen. Maybe you should direct your Chicago staff to hop in his VW Jetta, scrape the bong resin out of his ears and potentially support the rock.

Please refer to the following:
Land of the El Caminos
The Atomic Numbers
Lucious WarBaby

There may not be as many ex sorority girls from Lincoln Park there but I can GUARANTEE that it will make for a better piece and your e-zine will be MUCH cooler because of it.

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