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LEO
(July 24 - August 23)
I think I might be getting soft – because I can
hardly think of anything rude to say to you today – and
that’s NEVER happened before.
VIRGO
(August 24 - September.23)
Ya know – in your wedding picture your wife has
incredibly fat arms. Just wanted to tell you that.
LIBRA (September.
24 - October. 23)
As always, you will be phony and two faced. And,
as
always, everyone around you will hate you for it.
SCORPIO (October
24 - November 22)
You’re still one hot little bitch.
SAGITTARIUS
(November 23 - December 21)
This week you will continue banging your head against
the wall in a vain attempt to force everyone into your way of
thinking. As usual – they resisit.
CAPRICORN
(December 22 - January 20)
Go out and see ‘Sex With Lurch’
AQUARIUS
(January 21 - February 19)
I’m never more proud to be me than when I’m
around you.
PISCES (February
20 - March 20)
Does anyone know where I can score some Oxy Cotin?
ARIES
(March 21 - April 20)
Ya know when you watch a movie – and there’s
always that annoying little fuckhead character that everybody
hates – but they seem to be completely oblivious to it?
Well that’s you.
TAURUS (April
21 - May 21)
Does anybody else think it’s fucked up that there
was a 20-year old rich kid from California in Afghanistan fighting
for the Taliban? Bro - there's OTHER ways to piss off
your parents, ya know.
GEMINI (May
22 - June 21)
You’re one of those people that got pissed cause
I called Dave Matthews a fag.
CANCER
(June 22 - July 23)
hhhhmmmmmmm...
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