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This week's shittiest movie has to go to “The Lord of the Ring’s” for being the biggest waste of time I’ve spent in a theater since “Vanilla Sky".

The only thing that makes “The Lord of the Ring’s” somewhat more credible is that it wasn’t a rip off, as was “Sky”- which in this case a young vulnerable Spaniard trying to make a buck had to sell himself short to old Cameron Crowe who hasn’t been a part of anything good since “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”

And if you try to tell me what about “Almost Famous” I’ll tell you to go fuck yourself, "Famous” was probably the most overrated piece of shit I’ve seen since “Jerry Mcguire”......anyway we'll lay off Cameron and get back to the fucking Hobbits.

First of all I think they could have cut out the first hour of the fucking thing. I think people are sucking this movie’s cock way too much,and if you say it’s for the kid’s fuck that! “Jimmy Neutron” is a far better film.

Fuck the ring, fuck who gets their hands on the ring, fuck the fellowship, and fuck those fucking hobbits. The film was horrible, I could have had a better time rubbing one out to a “Black Tail” magazine. I almost had a fucking anxiety attack in the theater being forced to watch the fucking thing because the dickface that took me to this awful piece of shit had been a Hobbit fan since he was a little prick along with all you other dick mouths.

I think little Elijah Wood look’s like a cocksucking faggot, not that I’m homophobic or anything, some of my good friends are gay and they would even think this kid’s a cocksucker. With all due respect with the money they paid Liv Tyler to basically do nothing, they could have given it to Steven Tyler so he could of worked out some sort of a deal with Michel Jackson’s plastic surgeon. I don’t even remember all the other prick characters names and it’s a good thing I don’t because I’d probably waste more of my time promoting this bullshit movie.

Finally, I’d like to end this conversation by saying I’m not sorry if I’ve offended any of you prick hobbit fans and if you saw the movie twice, you really are a fuckface, and if you haven’t seen it at all, you're better off spending the money on some sex toy’s over at the Sex Shop on the corner of Ventura and Laurel grove in Stud City, and their you can see some real cocksuckers. Cocksucker!

STRAIGHT FROM YOUR MOTHER’S HOUSE, YOURS TRULY, THE CROTCH TICKLER