John Norris (from MTV)

This week I have to go with John Norris – that little
turd from MTV. I just had the misfortune of watching
John, live from the Backstreet Boys ‘welcome back AJ’
show in Milwaukee.

This asswipe may as well of had a
POO MUSTACHE across his face with the amount of
asslicking he did. With his trademark shitty hairplugs
and his ear to ear grin, he gushed on and on about how
these five little homos were back and better than
ever.

But better than shit IS STILL SHIT, John.