Do you like Korn? Yeah - I think they're pretty gay, too. I mean, of all the childhood traumas I'm least interested in hearing about over and over, it's the 'getting corn-holed by dad' trauma. So when I read that that Jonathon Davis is auctioning off a visit to his living room couch on some web site, I had to chuckle. "Just who, exactly, would actually bid on something this silly," I wondered. I checked into the bidding, and it said the leading bid was for $800.00. I thought about all the cool shit I could get for $800.00, and it was at that precise moment I realized something magical: that as long as there are people out there dumb enough to pay $800.00 to hang out with Jonathon Davis, then there's GOT to be plenty of dumb people out there, guaranteeing I make a fortune with something as ridiculous as Publicity Whore.

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