In the months since the day that changed
our society forever, it has become painfully clear to
this writer that the world has been bestowed one more
burden for all of us to deal with. Along with long delays
at our nations airports and a new war in the Middle East,
we have had to deal with the burden of Ashleigh Banfield.
One of the most vivid images that I carry
from that day - September 11th 2001 - are not one of commercial
planes flying into buildings, or people jumping from the
WTC to their deaths, rather it was the news “coverage”
provided to us by this little ignorant sl**.
You might remember her if you think about
it. She was the reprehensible blonde running around the
ruins of Ground Zero. The one who was holding up papers
telling the viewing audience "Look! This invoice carries
the address of 1 World Trade Center!” She was one that
was constantly being told to leave the area by the local
authorities. As a journalistic professional in the middle
of one of the biggest tragedies this country has ever
seen, did she comply with the wishes of police and leave
the area? After all wouldn’t it make sense to honor the
requests of these hero’s facing the biggest and most daunting
tasks of their lives? Well to any person with even the
slightest shed of humanity, the answer is clear. Move
along. However this bottom feeding, opportunistic waste
of oxygen decided to pull the ultimate media trump card
“ But the public has the right to know!” Obviously her
choice to make the already impossible job of the authorities
a little bit harder in order to further her career was
logical in her skeevy little head.

How can we forget her compassion later that
day when tower 2 came crumbling down?
“John, pan out and make sure you get this shot!! Oh and
Miss, watch your baby!”
I can only hope that the vast majority of viewers were
able to see right through this pathetic attempt to show
concern to civilians caught in the danger zone.
And when the dust settles, what does NBC
do? They make this dumbass their flagship spokesperson.
Shipping her off to Afghanistan just 8 days later no less.
So now every time I turn on my TV I have to see this dirtball
polluting the airwaves. But hey, I try to look on the
bright side of things at least somebody had a good day
on Sept. 11th. Currently you can enjoy her reports live
from the front lines in Israel. One can only hope she
gets caught in the crossfire.
With this in mind, I nominate Asshead Banfield
as my prickette of the century, officially dethroning
Celine Dion.
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Publicity Whore was voted the #1 Entertainment
Publication in Los Angeles - 2001. Proud Recipient of
the - Imbecilious Award - for Excellence in Entertainment
Journalism.
