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Album Review

Dave Matthews Band
"Busted Stuff"


by: Anthony Bromberg

It's always a risky move to give your album a title that can easily be twisted into negative connotations, because then analytical little fucks like me will use it against you. Take for instance the new Dave Matthews Band album, entitled "Busted Stuff" The impotence and stale playing metaphor possibilities are nearly endless.

That stated, "Busted Stuff," is not a bad album. The Dave Matthews Band do not make bad albums, and Dave Matthews does not write bad songs. It's just not a BAD band. The group has proven this by making a number of fan pleasing albums that don't stray too far from the beaten path. And they're so good at this, in fact, that "Busted Stuff" manages to be just about the same exact thing as everything that came before it.

Dave sings his emotional lyrics in his passionate lazy voice, and his band fills up his songs with a bunch of inoffensively semi-pleasing sounds. This creates a boring, but pleasant, drone for upwards of ten songs, and will no doubt sell millions of copies.

And for his teeny bopper fans, this is a great thing. They'll keep on smoking dope (it does seem that DMB enjoyment and green clouds have a strong correlation, not that Publicity Whore would ever recommend illicit drug use, of course) and be happy as clams through eternity as long as their soft rock prophet keeps churning out more of the same.

And me, do I approve of this well-spring of monotony? Why, certainly. It's not like while I'm writing here at Publicity Whore I would want to shake anything up, or subvert anybody's expectations, or approve of anything that wasn't inoffensive. No, I'm a full supporter of the same old, same old. I like to be suckered into spending my money on totally unoriginal things while I'm high. I like mellow boring soulless-

Oh, wait, fuck me, that's not what I meant at all. Maybe, it goes something more like this:

At a time when everyone else in the world is so preoccupied with safety, wouldn't it be nice to have the artists at least grow some balls and give us something to be excited about? I mean this is supposed to be rock n' fuckin' roll I'm talking about, not a polite yenta tea party. Maybe we could use a little musical terrorism to shock us out of this stagnant state in popular music when the supposed biggest acts in rock can get away with recycling old shit and shoving it down our throats. Yeah, I think that's more along the lines of how I feel. I mean can't anyone in rock compete with Eminem for Christ's sake?

Anyway, the Dave Matthews Band won't get back to when they were good until Dave ditches the rest of the band, and finds the meat of his pretty good songs (check out his live sessions with Tim Reynolds and no band accompaniment - his songs actually have heart and energy).

As long as they keep going without any major change though, Dave's musical phallus is going to remain as limp (I told you I'd get it in there) as it is on "Busted Stuff."

 

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