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Emmy Award Winner Ozzy Osbourne?

Tell Susan Lucci to step the fuck back, 'cause Ozzy's snatchin' the Emmy this year.

Actually, his show's nominated in the 'Reality' department - so that Soap Opera phony need not worry (this year).

Remember a few years back - there was a South Park episode where they had a film festival or something, and they showed all the celebrities showing up? Well they announced 'TV's Ozzy Osbourne'.

I laughed at how preposterous that sounded - but now there's an entire generation of brats who think of him only as Jack and Kelly's dad.

I guess Mick Jagger was right - stick around long enough and everybody becomes respectable.

 

 

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