With
A Stolen Lap-
Top & A Dream:
Publicity Whore At 1 |
When
I hear the words 'Publicity Whore First Anniversary
Issue,' all I can do is laugh like a stark raving-mad
Scotch-Guard huffer.
I
mean, who'da thunk? Two brothers get into a screaming
match at 2 in the morning: punches are thrown, shit gets
broken. Yet we emerged - hours later, with the seeds for
a propaganda machine that's been spreading like NUT
CANCER ever since.
But
that's how it happened
And that was just the beginning. We're stupider
and more pissed-off than ever, and ten to one says you're
gonna shit your pants when you see what we've got in store
for ya this year.
So
Sit Back, Relax, & Enjoy...
Kyle
would
like to thank ...
(pss:
click to see if you one of the them)
Craig
would like to thank...
(click
to see if you're not one of them)
| Prick
Of The Week:
'...Has
It Been A Year Already?'
by:
Harry T. |
What
I'm most proud of, what's most gratifying
- of all Publicity Whore's many & varied
accomplishments, is that this horrible little Prick
Of The Week thing I do - for no other
reason than to make my own self--loathing ass feel better,
wound up the most popular feature in this whole goddamn
rag.
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| Comedian
Of The Week
Mike
Marino
By:
Craig Markley |
So
what does it take to be considered a real 'Bad Boy' on
the professional Comedy Circuit? Just ask Mike Marino.
From his TV appearances on Becker, Frazier and the Tonite
Show, this New Jersey native's career is on the rise -
and all eyes are turning to catch a glimpse.
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| Musician
Of The Week:
Texas
Terri
& The Stiff Ones
|
The
most prominent act to hit the punk rock scene would have
to be Texas Terri and the Stiff Ones. This
is one band that ...
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|
Label
Of The Week:
Smile
Records
An interview with the "Great"
Tony Valenziano....
|
Some
consider Tony Valenziano the king of LA Pop Music. A musician
and President of Smile Records, he knows a thing or two
about getting ahead in the industy - and most importantly,
getting a ...
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|
Fear
& Loathing
In Los Angeles:
(or
why I would rather get my
SACK WAXED than attend my
high school reunion)
by:
Harry Turtleneck. |
Not
being a particularly sentimental guy, things like anniversaries
and reunions have never done much for me. So I'm not quite
sure how I feel about the fact that, as I was sitting
here preparing the Publicity Whore 1st Anniversary
Issue, I got a notice in the mail for my 10 year
high school reunion.
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