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Kyle Would Like
To Thank...


as much as I'd just assume take ALL the credit for the meteoric rise of publicity whore over the past 12 months, that would be self-serving - with many glaring omissions.

so now, in no particular order - i present the glaring omissions:

paul, marcia & fred - the incredibly understanding emmetts, j. boogie, sunil the real deal, brandon & vanessa (where the hell ARE you two, anyway?), em & dre, vaughn kincey, david geffen, dj thirsty, jim rose,


You Crackers Are CRAZY!

nicole in chicago (even though you NEVER read my shit...EVER!), terri, holly & little steven, alvin ross, huggy the landlord - for not evicting us (yet), paul the mailman, kim pixler, mateo, tom k and humberto @ ralph's,


Humberto & Tom K.

james in boise, crazy amber, hef, anthony bromberg, gabriel (for doing what you do!), derek kwan, mr. comfortable, ben lang, matt, heather & everyone @ coldwater, sam from the bronx, roberta (my poor, poor shrink), everyone who sells (or preferably GIVES) us pot, noemi & kaji, miles davis, takoudes, the musical stylings of jagger/richards, gq smooth, ron jeremy, the chemical brothers,

alton in venice beach who let us throw a party at his house 4th of july (i STILL can't believe you let us do that), banannika, vf & pf (of the LGC), aunt ann, carol the astrologer - who says my suffering's almost over (whoop-ee!), billy corgan, academy award-winning director barry levinson (rain man) - for ripping up my business card


Billy Corgan Before Publicity Whore...And After

the l.a. bus system, the ghost of frank zappa, hollywood dave & rick rubin, whoever invented ecstasy, henry rollins (even though you called me an asshole), my crazy-ass mother, my cold reality-dispensing father, ryan, ingrid, my home-girl k rock, and my fucked up cousins mark, greg & brett - who above all others sent me down the warped path that lead me here.


My Favorite Food Group

oh - and craig, too - the hardest working motherfucker I've ever met.

You have yourselves to blame...

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