Do you guys like Drowning Pool? Well their singer Dave Williams was found dead in their tour bus. I thappened during an Indiana stop on the seemingly cursed Ozzfest.

As you also may have heard, Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne was diagnosed with cancer, as well, and Ozzy has been more off than on with the tour ever since.

But tragedies or not, this doesn't explain why Ozzfest wouldn't give Publicity Whore free passes to the fucking LA stop. I mean - don't they know we're Publicity Whore, for Christ's sake?

Do you guys remember Phish? You know - the one hippie jam band that actually rocks. Well, they announced that they'll be ending their 2+ year hiatus with a trio of East Coasts stops, including New Year's Eve at Madison Square Garden.

So Haven't You Right-Ons Figured
Out We're Millionaires By Now?

So if you dig foul stenches & five hour shows - this Publicity Whore, for one, advises you to check it out.

In this year's least-anticipated return from a once mighty band, Axl Rose is once again threatening to release his new masterpiece 'Chinese Democracy' with a re-tooled Guns 'n Roses. He's even gone so far as to threaten that they'll be touring for the next two or three years.

'And You Wouldn't Believe How
Tiny His Weiner Is'

Now Axl, I know you read Publicity Whore, and I know you've always respected my opinion. So please - please heed my advice now: call Slash, apologize, and hope he was too drunk to remember the last ten years of bullshit and drama you caused him.

So in the spirit of siding with a bands original chemistry over any and all solo work, altered band lineups, and Aerosmith-style bouts of sobriety, I implore you Zach De La Rocha, former Rage leader and current Publicity Whore fan, to make the same call to Tom Morello that I'm trying to get Axl to make to Slash.

'Where'd Everybody Go?'

(Remember when I suggested it for Axl, and you agreed with me? Well - agree with this one, too. For God's sake AGREE!)