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no. xxvii



93% Hotter Than
Michael Jackson at a
Boy Scout Meeting*

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Prick of the Week


By: Lord Harold Turtleneck



Pete Townshend


Me - I’ve never really liked Pete Townshend. Even when he was cool (which mind you was about 100 years ago) he struck me as a whiney bitch, complaining endlessly about why he doesn’t get the props he feels he deserves.

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Musician of the Week


By: J Boogie



Home Grown

Home Grown consists of four charmingly dysfunctional individuals: Adam on Bass and Vocals, John on Vocals and Guitar, Darren on Drums, and Dan on Guitar.

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Promoter of the Week


By: Craig Markley



Sean Healy

So you wanna play the Hollywood club scene? Well Sean Healy's the man to talk to. So here's the inside scoop on how promotional teams work, and how to stand out from the crowd, i.e - becoming more than just wanna-be rock stars.

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Artist of the Week


By: Harry Turtleneck



Lauren Spitzberg

For all of you who accuse me of only using my powers bad-mouthing crap that sucks instead of hailing shit that rocks, I now present the very first recipient of:

'Harry Turtleneck's Stamp of Approval'


Lauren Spitzberg
(i.e. - my favorite new artist)

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Dancer of the Week


By: Craig Markley



Heather Laser


Since the average Publicity Whore reader is always looking for new and exciting dancers to frolic around with, we are proud to present one of our very favorites - Heather Laser.

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Rapper of the Week


By: Craig Markley



Promise

Promise is an artist with the ability to shine light on the dim overly-negative hip-hop music of today.

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Label of the Week


By: Craig Markley



Nuthouse Records

Nuthouse Records is no fly-by night operation. Michael Haney and Melody have been helping to bring the new hip-hop artist into the mainstream for six years.

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Pics of the Week


By: J Boogie


Publicity Whore is proud to bring you pictures from 'The 6th annual Halloween Masquerade Ball' courtesy of The Pleasure Chest.

I would also like to thank Nitro Records for making the night possible, and to The Damned for playing a killer Halloween show. It was cool to see these legends of punk rock rip it up on a small stage just like the good old days.

So here it is back once again the picks of the week courtesy of J-Boogie.

 



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