The
best thing about being Minister of Propaganda for
Publicity Whore Magazine is that
I get all sorts of submissions from various artists,
showing off their work. A lot of it's garbage, yes
- but every now and then I get something that truly
catches my eye, and reminds me why I started doing
this in the first place.
And
I've recently been inspired.
For
all of you who accuse me of only using my powers
bad-mouthing crap that sucks instead of hailing
shit that rocks, I now present the very first recipient
of:
'Harry
Turtleneck's Stamp of Approval'
Lauren Spitzberg
(i.e.
- my favorite new artist)
Here
is the bio:
Lauren
was born in Brooklyn and now resides in stunning
Queens. She was a
child artist and went to Pratt Institute. She was
lured away by writing. Lauren wrote a comic novel
(which is now in the hands of an agent .The book's
fate is still unknown. She has started up art again
and like Liza...
She is BACK.
She likes makeup, tranquilizers, and loads of praise.
Artist & Subject
2
Beach Creatures
Coney Island
Dandy Couple
Dykey Doggy
Homeless
Masseuse
Naked Nips
Stripping Swine
So
If you guys have class - which I'm not accusing
you of, then you'll wanna snatch one of Lauren Spitzberg's
paintings while you still can.
Please
send kind words to lollyspitz235854@aol.com
