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Rap
Bastardz
A.D.
Hollywood
By:
J Boogie
There
was only one step left to the investigation into the phenomenon
known as The Rap Bastardz. I understood the joke of flagrant
drug use and soiled pornographic material, but were these
guys just a gag - or the band of intrinsic misfits the Rap
Bastardz they claimed to be?
Does
this really look like our savior?
The
show for the night was at club A.D - usually a showcase
for raves and dance parties so I knew this was definitely
a unique place to see a Rap Bastardz show. The showcase
for the evening was another great Sean Healy presents night
featuring Super Dank Bros., Purple Kush, Strange Fruit,
and The Filthy Immigrants.
Purple Kush
As I ventured in the door the first Rap Bastard I ran into
was Soup2Nutz and we proceeded into the V.I.P room to begin
the festivities of the night. The drink for the night was
a beer rightfully named ‘Nude Beer’, the perfect
beer sponsor for the Rap Bastard crew.
Got Nude Brew?
As Jesus H. Christ arrived decked out what would appear
to be straight edge gear (wearing a shirt with an X Drug
Free X) and Flossy B. came in wearing a shirt with the word
“White boys” (Flossy B. is the dead on Ja-Rule
stunt double) I laughed knowing now the joke had become
apparent, these boys the
Rap Bastardz did what ever they could to equally offend.
Are
the Rap Bastardz offensive or just funny?
Super
Dank Bros., MdaPharoah and D.J 3rd degree put on a powerful
display of a hip-hop hardcore combo with songs entitled
“Sick and Tired” and “Conspiracy”.
But this was not a night for soul lifting music. No it was
a night for total debauchery with The Rap Bastardz.
Super
Dank Bros.
The Rap Bastardz must be doing something right because they
sure packed the house for a Wednesday night, and put on
one hell of a fucking great show.The Rap Bastardz Soup2Nutz,
Jesus H. Christ, Grim Reefer, and Flossy B. have the look
and stage presence of Rap superstars and bring back a day
when Rap was funny and naughty.
`A little bit funny..plus naughty,
naughty!
The Rap Bastardz proved to me that they had what it takes
to put on a great live show. Not only is their timing impeccable,
rap flow incredible and songs upbeat and funny, but they
also entertain with an array of Pornographic material, a
blow-up doll, dancing girls and of course a six-foot bong.
Their
set included ‘hits’ off the demo, Prostitute
Death Match, Kids don’t smoke (enough weed), We love
the tardz, Hookers and Blow and also included Sex Baby,
and Anal Angel.
Anyone
wanna box this bitch?
If
you think this type of material is offensive and has no
redeeming value, just remember that the Rap Bastardz are
probably the first Rap Band to simultaneously have a crowd
scream out the chorus, “We love the tardz!”
"Yo-
where the tardz at?"
The wild debauchery that takes place at the end of the show
in the V.I.P area, can be best described as a great indulgence
in heavy intoxications and lewd behavior.
Yo dog it is
all about the three B's...
The
naughty Rap Bastard dancers were given intense attention
by the room and Publicity Whore took every dirty advantage
it could to get some great shots for the story.
Another
female fan of Publicity Whore
After
a little naughty fun, the crowd dispersed and The Rap Bastardz
cruised the club and I knew since I had gotten the shots
I needed it was time to move on.
Everyone
loves an Anal Angel
The
Rap Bastard dancers....
So after the antics in the V.I.P room and watching the beginning
set of Purple Kush is was time for Publicity Whore to get
their ass home before I was stuck beginning for change in
the parking lot to pay for a fucking ride home.
After
a rough day at the office..
So I was relieved once the bus came and was happy to be
safely on my way back to Publicity Whore head quarters.
So the final step had been taken by experiencing the Rap
Bastardz performing live. The more I experience the Rap
Bastardz the more I can realize why Mtv executives, and
Jack Osbourne are starting to take notice. Because gimmick
aside the Rap Bastardz have what it takes to become numero
uno in the rap game.
Be sure to drink plenty of Nude Beer, andwatch out for the
Rap Bastardz when they play in a town near you.
Publicity Whore Biittchhh!!!!
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