After
a 6-year hiatus, rock legends Rush are back on the road
in support of their new album 'Vapor Trails.' Stonewashed
denim jacket in hand, this author made the trek to the
United Center in Chicago, Illinois to pay homage to
the church that is The Arena Rock Show.

Now
to be clear, even though this marks the 28th year in
the bands career, this is by no means a nostalgia tour.
Unlike the Glimmer Twins Mick and Keith, who continue
to shamelessly slink across the US on the never ending
"Best of" Tour, Rush showcased the majority
of the new material while adding a healthy selection
of classic numbers sure to please even the most compulsive
of fan.

As bassist Geddy Lee opened with perhaps their most
popular song 'Tom Sawyer,' they launched into a performance
that would blow away any of today's lame-ass, overdone,
get a life, garage bands. Continuing on a formula featured
on their last tour (1997's Test For Echo Tour) the Canadian
trio left the opening act at home, and played a two
set, 3 hour plus marathon.

This
author often found himself day dreaming of lazy, youthful
days gone by, as I wildly threw my devil horns handsign
with passion and precision. The set lists featured songs
spanning their entire career, from 1974 (Working Man)
all the way to 2002 (One Little Victory). We were also
treated to the traditional drum solo in the 2nd set.
Since Neil Peart's largely considered the greatest drummer
in rock music today, this was hardly a chance to run
up to the concession for a delicious $9 lite beer.

Guitarist Alex Lifeson provided plenty of air-guitar
opportunities for the loyal 15,000+ mullets in attendance.
Lifeson also offered some rambling verbal assaults throughout
the 2nd set because......well because he can.

In all, it was certainly money well spent (sorry folks,
I don't get free tickets.....yet) If you have the chance,
check out these future Rock and Roll Hall of Famers.
Also, we want to send a huge shout out to the 30-something
guy in the 'Iron Maiden' shirt who puked on my buddy
Brooks' shoes during the show. I can always count on
guys like him to further boost my self-esteem.
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