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Kool Keith
&
Thee Undatakerz
invade Club 1650
Saturday Night with
celebrity guest appearances...
***new venue & time***

Attention all LA Hip Hop fans, this is a show you just don't want to miss! Industry icon Kool Keith

is coming to Earth from a far away galaxy, and his group of mercenaries reside beneath the cover of Thee Undatakerz. Meeting somewhere between P-Funk and Six Feet Under, they are, in fact, known as the best team to call for your funeral, as well as your musical needs.

Part hip hop, part theatrical gothic, funk and rock play a big part in the Undatakerz's sonic quest.

THE CHARACTERS:

THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR: You never see his face. He is resplendent in a three-piece suit, platform boots, white gloves, black shroud and a faceplate. A cross between Jack The Ripper and Ozzy Osbourne, his voice is distorted, his presence mysterious. Speaking only to the members of his team, his job is to pick up and drop off dead bodies. On stage he DJs on turntables set in a coffin.

REVEREND TOM (aka Kool Keith): Swathed in a yellow suit and wig, the Reverend's position as preacher is to minister to the public. He delivers the eulogies for the dead. He MCs on stage.


Publicity Whore's Craig Markley
kicks it with Kool Keith at the Key Club

M-BALMER: Short docto's coat, scrub-colored mini skirt, white boots to her knees, clipboard at the ready, the Embalmer is prepared for autopsies as well as embalming. On stage she holds her own down as an MC.

AL BURYU: Shovel to hand, Al Buryu is always in jumpsuit overalls and Timberlands, ready to put the dead to their final rest in the ground. He is handy with a mic on stage as an MC.


THE PALLBEARER: Also in a suit, the Pallbearer has underlings to do the actual carrying for him, he's simply supervises. The only one of the group to be of this Earth, the Pallbearer is the connection between our aliens and Earthlings.

Rich musical textures cushion the
incendiary verses of The Undatakerz.




THE MISSION

"Our mission is to take out any musicians," says the Funeral Director with firm conviction. "We're on a mortuary mission to observe and not be seen, only to be understood for what we do. We're the best at what we do lyrically and musically."



* also performing with DJ Dan Merlot, ISM, JackyJasper & more.

Club 1650
this Saturday, June 28th
@ 8pm

Corner of Schrader & Hollywood

For tickets and more information visit:
http://www.undatakerz.com

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