Publicity
Whore recently aided Pakistani police in apprehending
Al Qaeda head Kahlid Shaikh Mohammed.
And
in other news... Michael Jackson doesn't molest young
pre-pubescent boys.
There
Were Really 98 People There???
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So
the only thing more shocking to me than 98 people dying
in a fire at a Great White show, is finding out there
WERE 97 people at a Great White show.
We
here at Publicity Whore have even gotten some unconfirmed
reports that people were actually jumping INTO the fire
to escape Great White's horrible music.
I
don't know - it's just what we've heard.
Oscars
Might
NOT Be Rigged!
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A
few weeks back, I completely lost the little remaining
faith I had in the Grammy's when Eminem was beaten by
Norah Jones.
That
stated, I figured the idea of Eminem winning an Oscar
- that prince of ass-licking achievements, was laughable.
I mean, last year it was Tip The Darky Night
- giving Halle Berry and Denzel the Best Actress
& Actor awards (respectively).
But
this year they shocked me by making it Tip The
Felon Night - giving Roman Polanski And Eminem
Oscars.
And I, for I, say way to go.
Petty Bassist Dies
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Former
Tom Petty bassist Howie Epstein died of an apparent
drug overdose. You kids might remember he was busted
with black tar heroin a few years back with one of Johnny
Cash's (step?) daughters, and was booted from The Heartbreakers
shortly thereafter.
Again
- I'm just shocked a guy actually got kicked out of
Tom Petty's band for doing too many drugs.
New
Radiohead Due
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Radiohead - rock's reigning tortured
intellectual geeks will release a new album, entitled
'Hail To The Theif,' on June 10.
They
plan a small tour of the UK to coincide, but no US dates
are planned. But if they are, and we get around to it
- we'll let you know.
Massive Porn
Charges Cleared
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Massive
Attack's frontman Robert Del Naja (a.k.a. 3D) has offically
been cleared of kiddie-porn charges. He was busted in
the same sting operation that nabbed long time Publicity
Whore fan Pete Townshend.
Now
I just think it's funny that when Pete was in The Who
and they actually slept with 14 year-old girls backstage,
they never got in trouble, but now in his old age he
looks at them on the internet and gets busted.
