In Courtney We Trust

 

By Kyle Markley

I read somewhere recently about the many and varied lawsuits that Courtney Love is involved with. She's suing Universal Music, the surviving members of Nirvana, challenging contract laws in the state of California…

Now, I'm not a litigious person by nature, so I had a hard time figuring out why someone who clearly had the bread to retire and spend the rest of her years relaxing would spend the time, effort and money to fight all these different causes.But as I read on, I began to see that she's not fighting a collection of different causes at all, but the same cause on different fronts.

As I read on, it became clear that she was attempting to single-handedly fighting the good fight on behalf of the other artists out there, most of whom prefer to play the role of professional victims. This I like. This I admire and respect. But her detractors accuse her of being only in it for the money (note: she already has money!), being only in it for fame (note: she already has fame!), being in it to cause trouble (ok - they may be on to something there), and not being punk rock in her ideology anymore (if they grant that she ever was in the first place).

Now there's always been this shit flying around about which bands are punk rock, and the 101 ways that they can fuck up and lose this precious credibility, blah blah blah. Play to more than ten people - you're out. Make more than ten bucks - you're DEFINITELY out. Wind up retiring young without dying, going bankrupt, or having a nervous breakdown - again, out on all counts. So really, if you succeeded in any way and all of your cronies didn't, then you had to pay the success tax - you lost your credibility.

All the loser, pseudo-intellectual maximumrockandroll reading dipshits out there are all so busy sucking bands dicks, and then turning on them afterwards, that they don't see the point.

To me - the purest punk rock act is to take on the big bad 'Establishment' in any way you can. If it's through music, great. If it's through speech, great. If it's through articles like this, great. If it's through lawsuits against dick head entertainment moguls - great. Who cares?The point is the war, not whether you arm yourself with rocks, knives, or guns. And in the great tradition of mavericks like Larry Flynt, she is being vilified by the people she aims to help most.

Note to bands: listen to the points she's making. Imagine yourselves in these same predicaments, and imagine how you would feel. If life hands you a powerful ally with the balls to change the world, embrace her.Courtney - if you happen to be reading this, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

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