FUCK KROQ!

 

By Kyle Markley

If Los Angeles is truly the "Entertainment Capital of the World", then why is it damn near impossible to ever find a decent song on the fucking radio? Doesn’t matter what time of the day it is – if I get in my car and turn on the radio, there will undoubtedly be shit. Then I can scan through the entire dial, station at a time, and still – nothing.

On lap two – nothing. Then on lap three – I will get something that is decent – at best. Maybe it’s "Crossroads" by Cream, or something by Nine Inch Nails. And I usually only catch the tail end of these songs, because I spent the entire duration chasing my tail looking for it.

I’m from Chicago, where there is this little gem of a radio station called WXRT. There’s always something on WXRT – real music. New and old, happy and sad, popular, obscure - whatever. They have filtered out the shit, and refuse to repeat any song in any given day.

And what does the Entertainment Capital of the World get? Fucking KROQ – the saddest most candy-ass excuse for a radio station I’ve ever heard. EVER! I mean how many times a day can a station really play that gay ass "Cut My Life Into Pieces" song? Or anything by Sugar Ray, or Everclear, or Limp Bizkit? Bad shit played over and over and over.

So what’s a resident of LA to do? Simple: KXLU 88.9 fm. This is the radio station that’s run by students at Loyola Marymount University. It’s without question the finest radio station in LA. Of course hardly anyone knows about it. They don’t have the bread to put up big booths in every concert parking lot in southern California, so they are currently only hitting about 1/10th of what they could be. But if all of you cheap fuckers can scrounge up ten bucks, then we can hang on to this gem for at least another year. They are having their annual pledge drive, and I assure you – this will be money well spent. So just split the dope with a friend this week, and kick KXLU the money you saved.

88.9 KXLU FUNDRAZOR
September 23-30

For more info, check out www.kxlu.org/


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