Robbed By A Crackhead

 

By Craig Markley

Well it was bound to happen I guess. After living in LA for three 'victim' less years, all came crashing to a close Sunday night outside of Hollywood's Opium Den nightclub.

"The little Fuckers got me good" lamented Markley in a self conducted interview early Saturday morning. "They smashed the back side window & popped the lock and helped themselves to lots of my shit, really sucks. These were no ordinary Meth fiends. Smart ones too".

Markley's car robbery is a sad reminder of Hollywood's overall safety record & a wake up call for club goers & motorists nationwide. Arm yourselves people!!

So as a friendly reminder from someone who just got GOT. Play it safe ok.

Or you may find that as the band played on, some sick little bastard was outside having stage time of his own ripping YOU the f*** off!

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