My choice for Prick of the Week is an old favorite of mine.  Having grown up in the 80's, nary a night went by when Jerry Falwell wasn't slammed by Johnny Carson for his never-ending displays of fanatical religious silliness.  But at the height of his powers, a lot of wind was knocked out of his sail after trying unsuccessfully to prosectute Larry Flynt for the now- legendary Campari ad spoof.  In Flynt's ad, Falwell and his mother recount their first sexual experience
together - playing on the popular Campari ad campaign of the time in which people recollected their first experience with Campari.  It made it all the way to the United States Supreme Court who sided with Flynt.

But he's back in the spotlight now, after weighing in his two cents in response to the attack on the World Trade Center:

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.  They have attempted to secularize
America, and removed our nation from its relationship with Christ on which it was founded.  I therefore believe that they created an environment which has caused God to lift the veil of protection which has allowed no one to attack America on our soil since 1812."

I can't wait 'til this asshole drops dead of a heart attack and goes straight to hell, where a bunch of black guys with ten inch cocks are waitin' for him.

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