I made a resolution to refrain from war and terrorist oriented material in Publicity Whore.  We’ve touched on it in the last two issues, so now I figured it’s time to leave it alone.  I mean there are other things to laugh at, right?  Like Mariah Carey’s dopey movie ‘Glitter’ absolutely bombing it’s opening weekend.  But listening to Howard Stern this morning, I heard something that enraged me so much i simply cannot remain silent.

So, after exactly no weeks of abstinence, I present to you not one prick, but rather an entire fleet of pricks.  It seems some group of politically correct fuck heads within our own government decided to change the name of “Operation Infinite Justice”, amid protests from Muslims, who felt this name was all wrong, since obviously Allah is the only one out there who can truly administer “Infinite Justice.”

Now how am I supposed to be a proud American when we let every delirious motherfucker out there get his way?  It doesn’t matter how ridiculous the request – as long as someone has the balls to demand it, we’re the first to stand up and give it to ‘em.  I almost think I’d rather be French.  Sure - they bent over and took it up the ass from Hitler without a fight, but Hitler was a scary dude.  We’re bending over for the bastard cousins of the people who BLEW UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!  I realize they were a small fundamentalist faction within an ordinarily peaceful group, but still – why are we even wasting our government’s time and resources entertaining bullshit like this?

So to anyone who had anything to do with this lame brain decision – nice job.  You make me fuckin’ sick.

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